Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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