Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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