After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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