one might say we're banned from that church
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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