I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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