Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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