i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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