ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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