We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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