I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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