I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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