i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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