its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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