You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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