belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Randomize
