Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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