apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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