is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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