But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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