Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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