We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Randomize