Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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