do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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