idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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