You're completely useless in the revolution.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You may now shotgun with the bride
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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