dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I love you. Go after that dick
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