Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My dick has a subreddit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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