i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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