belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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