okay pat passed out under dana's car
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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