Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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