i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
