so that wasnt chicken after all
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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