his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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