I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I FOUND THE LEGS
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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