Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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