belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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