do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Nicole vs. Life
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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