Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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