You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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