Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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