My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You smell like stripper and shame
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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