Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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