i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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