If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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