His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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