you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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