The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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