question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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