oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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