how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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