I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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